Break-ups and Love: Brave guy

Brave guy

By AbandonedHouseWife - 17/10/2012 20:16 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML

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By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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BerryPrincess 11

Wednesday 17 October 2012 23:35

What a jerk..

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MinnieMahem 0

Sunday 21 October 2012 10:14

considering you're an albertan, when you locate him make sure youre shotgun is loaded (im an albertan too btw)

bree_4life 4

Wednesday 24 October 2012 5:53

Omg.. That's horrible! :( I can't belive him I hate to say this but he probably left u for another woman :

SynysterNero 20

Wednesday 17 April 2013 15:26

If he left you get everything you can out of the divorce

toxic_venom 4

Wednesday 26 June 2013 5:23

LIKE A BOSS!!!

enoeht 16

Thursday 27 March 2014 17:02

15 years and all he left was a note. FYL

thatfangirl 8

Sunday 30 November 2014 23:34

I'm so sorry! how did you tell your kids? !?!

ljay72 4

Monday 9 March 2015 5:02

What a prick!

PuppiesKisses 19

Monday 29 February 2016 13:50

Save the note for the divorce proceedings.

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