Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, my sister is being a complete jerk, hogging the TV (we listen to music on it) and is being bratty about it too. She smirks at me behind my parents' back, and says snarky comments too. When I tell my parents about it, then she acts all innocent and LIES, and then they don't believe me. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
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MisterKnowItAll 15
the **** does it matter if you provoked her or not if she pushed you off the damn boat?
crankawank 19
How old is she??? Not that her age would make for an excuse, just curious
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Comments (75)
chicagowilliams 8
You just need to sac up and throw her ass of as well, regardless of the consequence, once she knows you won't take that shit she will think twice
1thatonedude1 15
this angers me, I'm sorry op
MaxBlammo 4
I have a bratty brother that is also the family favorite who does the same crap your sister does. You're right, FYL.
redblips 13
Wait till she does something to "provoke" you, and then set her bedsheets on fire at 3:33 a.m.
champo865 5
If you're trying to make it look like satan set it on fire because it's 3:33, do it at 7:06... (6:66)
Emirac 10
actually 3:33 would be far more appropriate as 3:00 AM is seen as an insult to the holy trinity and therefore time when evil is more prone to happen.
lusanna 19
Might as well throw her overboard
pjsr 33
Well, what did you do to her?
TheKingOfHearts 19
Probably nothing bad enough to get hauled overboard.
pjsr 33
It's a joke people!
Based_Scooby 11
Take all her socks and get them all wet every morning
Red_140 5
Same problem here except it's just my mother and my sister uses, "I can't help it, I have Adhd" for an excuse. It's extremely mild but sorry to hear op
SoloAutotunE 17
If you're going to get in trouble for something you didn't do, you might as well do it
champo865 5
I know what you go through.... no matter what my sister does, I always get chewed out for 'reacting badly' and my sister gets of free. They say it's not about what she does, it's how I react to it... She slapped me and I shouted 'What the ****?!', and take a guess who got in trouble for reacting badly :( It's never been as major as pushing me over board, but I can imagine just how ****** off you'd be... sorry OP