Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, my sister is being a complete jerk, hogging the TV (we listen to music on it) and is being bratty about it too. She smirks at me behind my parents' back, and says snarky comments too. When I tell my parents about it, then she acts all innocent and LIES, and then they don't believe me. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
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MisterKnowItAll 15
the **** does it matter if you provoked her or not if she pushed you off the damn boat?
crankawank 19
How old is she??? Not that her age would make for an excuse, just curious
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Comments (75)
GirasolNegro 22
I'm usually not one for violence, but tip them ALL overboard and let them find their way back on board by themselves!
tikatica 17
Your parents suck, your sister's gonna grow up a bitch & I feel sorry for her
chicagossirish 7
screw it push he over if you are going to be in trouble at least have the satisfaction of doing something bad
ChiefKoala 30
My brother is the favorite in the family. And it's perfectly fine for him to be annoying as ****, but as soon as I threaten to punch him in the face then they start getting onto me. And the thing is they don't think I'll do it, but the only reason I haven't yet is because I know it'd **** up what modicum of a relationship i have left with these stupid idiots. So yeah, i know how you feel. and i would have shoved that little ***** head under water for pushing me out, especially if the boat was moving.
crims0nangel 16
OP was the boat moving? That's seriously dangerous and your sisters a bitch for pushing you over. Your parents are assholes for taking her side when your could have been seriously injured.
Mattarino 9
Holy shit, this is like a real life Drake and Josh situation. Lmao
laden_swallow09 35
Shove her overboard and keep shoving her overboard every time she gets back on. May as well be hated for something you DID do for once.
Her0z21 11
I would've said "screw this, I'm swimming to shore," and jumped back off.
Ise_fml 6
I'm going to say something some might hate... But you need to slap that little bitch. Do something so that she knows it's not tolerated. Show that you don't fear getting grounded by your parents. Who knows, do something so outrageous that even your parents thinks it's far out. But show that bitch it's not OK. Don't lie down and take it!
Mini_Muffin 5
I bet that will be my sister later...