Work: Bored to tears

Bored to tears

By kevcng - 10/09/2012 21:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML

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WearingHats 14

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:11

You must have some floppy ones.

zandalee 19

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:12

Moments like these I am so grateful to be a woman! Yes we have periods, lots of girlie-bit issues and all but, is it really that easy to sit on your own balls? Damn.

Comments

Beer_Wisperer 6

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:46

WTF? Were you naked? How is this possible dude?

rast262 5

Tuesday 11 September 2012 17:52

It's called "Wang Chung." Check out Urban Dictionary.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:47

Get tighter undies to keep those bad boys more snug to your body. :P

YouDeservedIt12 2

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:49

I feel your pain man, done it myself and that shit hurts

jayhawkchik 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:52

Do your balls hang low?.. Can you tie em in a bow?... Can you throw em over your shoulder, do they sway to and fro? .. I know y'all were thinking it too.

GoldenGrizzly 7

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:15

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can your tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier do your balls hang low

jayhawkchik 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 22:15

Lol

katdaiken 16

Monday 12 November 2012 19:35

78 your pictures perfect for that lol

Warden1986 16

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:59

Must of been really hot, or you have saggy balls. Because I don't know how that's even possible. Not saying its not but very rare. That sucks OP fyl indeed.

rekege 18

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:04

I'm sorry for you, since you didn't have the balls to tell him.

FlyingFucker 6

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:05

I can see this happening in a comedy movie

OceanBlueSea 12

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:07

"why do people say grow some balls when their so sensitive. People should say grow a ******. Those things can really take a pounding" -Betty White Betty White is amazing!