Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML
Today, after boiling eggs my whole life, I wanted to try a packaged hard-boiled egg for the first time. I'd never had a cold egg before, so I thought it would be a good idea to warm it up. Now, I'm cleaning out a billion pieces of egg shrapnel in the microwave. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch watching TV when I felt something crack on my head. My 6 year-old son had just smashed an egg into my hair. When I asked why, he said, "Mom does it for TikTok." This is how I found out that my wife has been "pranking" him for likes, and thinks it's hilarious. FML
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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strike2867 13
Sounds like a great opportunity to teach him to clean a microwave.
jenninyc1128 17
The wonder of having small kids.. Good luck with that clean up!
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Comments (109)
FalloutScrolls 25
Salt. everywhere in the microwave. It dries the eggs up and make it easier to clean. Take it from this dad who once woke up to regular interval *crack...crack...crack...* because my daughter was fascinated with dropping eggs on the kitchen floor.
lil_ham1644 29
also, idk if it works for eggs, but if you put a bowl of water in the microwave for a few minutes, it makes it easier to clean.
MissInformation 3
a mixture of water with vinegar in it helps with really tough messes (or neglected ones) too
WildTom 10
absolute thuggers
Darkness_Hate 29
Well I guess an eggsplosion occured.
corky1992 33
Lol I'm sorry but that's hilarious
redhead_sprhro 10
Speeds up the hatching process
misstressV 4
How egg-citing to have his very own science experiment at such a young age
AuTiAlloy 8
Hopefuly his curiosity will drive him towards a career in science years later...
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Well, what happened I wonder?
bnbhimp 10
Boom is what happens
ExcuseMyHiccups 9
Puns. Puns everywhere. How did your four year old reach all that? Chairs I suppose, but good grief kids are too intelligent for their own good now a days!
klutz44 28
Our microwave is in a cabinet under the countertop. I had to put a lock on the cabinet door because my 1 year old discovered how to operate the microwave. He never actually microwaved anything but it was only a matter of time.
tamesenicole 27
Perfect step to prevention
sturschaedel 27
Ours is on top of our fridge&freezer combination, even *I* have to stretch to reach it and we don't have ladders in the house, so the kids don't stand a chance.