Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML
Today, after boiling eggs my whole life, I wanted to try a packaged hard-boiled egg for the first time. I'd never had a cold egg before, so I thought it would be a good idea to warm it up. Now, I'm cleaning out a billion pieces of egg shrapnel in the microwave. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch watching TV when I felt something crack on my head. My 6 year-old son had just smashed an egg into my hair. When I asked why, he said, "Mom does it for TikTok." This is how I found out that my wife has been "pranking" him for likes, and thinks it's hilarious. FML
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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Top comments
strike2867 13
Sounds like a great opportunity to teach him to clean a microwave.
jenninyc1128 17
The wonder of having small kids.. Good luck with that clean up!
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Comments (109)
paravoz 30
So he was alone while you were in the shower?
Bi0xHazard 18
You see chaos but I see science experiment
Humuckachiki 9
Did you beat the little shit?
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
ah the joys of having children.
team_hale 11
Why did you leave him to take a shower?
Briggs13 2
There's no way a 4 year old can reach my microwave... maybe you should fix that...
iNicoLTD 23
For Science!
missjess05 10
The joy of having a toddler
momac86 17
And you left him alone because? Special kind of stupid
samlovesham1234 9
I feel so sorry for you having to clean that mess up. I hope you made him help. Wasn't he supervised though?