Today, my family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all of the naughty peep shows with posters of naked women everywhere on the way to dinner. At the restaurant, my dad asked me if that was the first pair of boobs I'd seen. My mom butted in saying, "Nah, remember all that porn we found?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
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Metal1209 0
Well, now that your parents are clearly comfortable with you watching ****, why not ask them to take you to that peep show?
girlloveyoung 0
ouch! wow, that some odd way your parents can talk to you huh? =p (embarrassing)
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Comments (59)
kellster 2
LOL. Hide your **** better, maybe?
midfieldterror 0
burbon st. headed to dinner huh?
Silhouette_fml 0
Stash your **** better. And be very grateful you have parents who don't mind you looking at the stuff. Some people flip when they find out.
xchd22x 0
that is messed up...i keep all my **** on a folder on my computer at home....i use it 99.5% of the time xD but yeah man dont watch so much **** it messes with ur head.
el_Caballo 0
First, # 12, that's one of the creepiest things I've ever read on here. Second, I feel like this was a lose-lose situation. Had there been no ****, your mom (who I am assuming is pretty witty considering what she said) probably would have said something questioning your manhood. So in the end, I would rather my parents find my **** then question my manhood. I think you got the better deal.
kbtoys 2
That's ******* hilarious, though at the time I suppose it merited an awkward turtle. Your mom is wicked funny.
sublime93 0
Awkward turtle lmfao!!!
ZING_MASTER 0
FAP FAP ZING
Chvdl 0
Didn't he see boobs when he was being breast-fed back when he was a baby?
sugarbushvermont 0
29- funny!
666midnight 0
Haha unlucky =P Shoulda responded - where's that now? You keep it in the garage don't you dad?