Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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russellboy 0
Good plan. But bad execution. Lol
Freeze_fml 17
There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.
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Comments (114)
Cashtangoteam 10
You're a dick OP, and not even a smart one
doof234 0
exactly what I was about to say
ArcadePie 10
Yeah he's a huge dick. Wait is that good or bad?
danielabella94 0
Why be a douche and do that? You could have made an excuse not talk at the moment.
Llama_Face89 34
Actually think he did make an excuse in a sorta direct indirect way. Why bother though? Just tell the chick to piss off. Better than making excuse after excuse.
bradenstrs 0
Learn from your mistakes;)
Ann23 7
How did she get your number in the first place if you never wanted to talk to her anyways?
je_suis_fml 11
14- your addition of the word 'never' changes the dynamics the original post...
mariet_fml 23
Social networking site, mutual friend, she needed the number in the past for a reason, stalking, etc.
ironik69 31
Weird chicks need love too.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Not my love
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Weird is sexy. I'd rather have 1 in a million than a million in one.
Enslaved 38
Well, I live in Crazy Town. You're more than welcomed to visit. I can set you up on a date with the woman that wears socks on her hands so that she has something to blow her runny nose with. Interested?
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
I just happen to be a huge fan of sock puppets ;)
PurpleChica9 0
You could have just told her not to text you... but in a nice way :
ScarletBloom 14
On your dictionary function next time.
Alldreeezy 3
I'm pretty sure your iPhone is just broken…
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
Who said he sent the text from an iPhone? People do post FMLs from a computer or iPod..
EmoLuvsHugs 2
smooth...
Im2Handsom 1
Well at least she got the message... Right?