Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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russellboy 0
Good plan. But bad execution. Lol
Freeze_fml 17
There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.
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Comments (114)
jessicaaababy 8
Why didn't you just politely ask her to stop texting you as much or at all? If worse comes to worse, block her number. I did that before and it was fine :)
attatood 8
And "spelt" is spelled wrong so you both fail.
attatood 8
Never mind... She's right. It's I who fails. Great way to start the day.
southboss 0
I've done that before hahaha
Mixings 0
She spelled "spelled" wrong...
haiu2323 10
#117 I just hate stupid grammar nazis...if you want to correct someone, try to know it first...don't make yourself look like an idiot....
SanDiegoGirl111 3
121 and 128, even the FML moderator has commented on here that spelt is correct. Sooo...
Kiirst_mt1994 26
haha! xD
smirnoff1695 0
Fail. But that's really funny, I actually really would love to try this.
smirnoff1695 0
Fail. But that's really funny, I actually really would love to try this.
haiu2323 10
English is not even my first language and I know "spelt" and "spelled" are both correct. Geez...You all who thought she was the idiot...well, look in the mirror.
cdh531 0
Who gives a damn if spelt is spelled the right way?!??!! Everyone that is getting pissed about the spelling on this needs to go change their tamp.