Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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russellboy 0
Good plan. But bad execution. Lol
Freeze_fml 17
There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.
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Comments (114)
mrahhhhh 21
Unlike my comment on the teacher's and child of "cultured parents" FML, I won't put up a Machiavellian plan that the OP can use, as he's an asshole that doesn't deserve help. I want to see this douchebag twist in the wind.
D3athT3ch 4
EPIC FAIL! haha XP
Anaid38 0
Hahah i'm gonna remember this one! (and spell it right) :'D lol
KleeTEE_fml 0
I thought it was spelled, not spelt?
Enslaved 38
It is not misspelt. Both are correct. (: And even if it was misspelled, it's in quotation marks indicating that's what she wrote back.
syfool 4
I'm gonna have to re-use this one !
dreamering 16
These grammar Nazis don't give you a break.
Suzumebachi 5
You spelled "spelt" wrong. :D
je_suis_fml 11
not quite...
Llama_Face89 34
But he spelled "spelled" correctly.
Sk8er951 3
Good attempt, but where was the auto correct on that one???? Something suspicious much? Lol
karagarren 8
not all phones have autocorrect or he turned it off
satph 12
LOL well i guess you deserved it for not misspelling the simplest word.
jpmc808 1
Why not just tell the truth? It might hurt her feelings but it seems you've done that anyway.