Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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russellboy 0
Good plan. But bad execution. Lol
Freeze_fml 17
There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.
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Comments (114)
theghost1309 11
Why not say I don't want to talk to you? Simple yet usually very effective
underguarded 20
Don't answer back! Its a trap!!
fmlallthetyme 23
I've seen something extremely similar to this before.. I just can't remember where at...
DelilahPhan 6
What an ass. Just tell her to stop bothering you.
cthulhu1138 1
You could have just ignored the text.
nerdsgetmehot 23
You're a coward. Instead of avoiding the situation, you could have told her that you're not interested. In my opinion, it would have been less mean than what you did.
clflg 0
Why be an ass be nice to people
copy125 0
Wow I've seen this FML before. Get some originally content bud
SkardeyKat 3
How about just not texting back at all? I have a weirdo stalker who texts me sometimes, I just ignore it.
oklahomaguy 0
Text her back and tell her "spelt" is a species of wheat and that she probably meant "spelled".
nerdsgetmehot 23
#141 Ugh, no! Spelt can also be used as a past tense of "spell." It's apparently more of a British thing to use it, but using it isn't incorrect.