Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, in court, I got a kid out of a prison sentence because I genuinely believed he was innocent. He and his mom were so happy, he even hugged me afterwards. It took me a minute to realise he'd pick-pocketed my keys and stole my car. FML
Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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Angel1000168 16
I find it hilarious that he knows it well enough to recite under pressure yet its your job to remember it and you mindblanked.
nadnerbz 6
21 jump street?
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Comments (130)
eviloution 2
Uhh, I think they are called Miranda rights, not warnings. I'm not surprised you can't remember them if you aren't cognizant of the difference between rights and warnings.
The_Decider 8
You have the right to remain stupid
Enslaved 38
I have never been arrested and I know the Miranda Rights by heart. Thank you, TV and movies.(:
LizHoy24 5
well people know most of the words. don't b so hard on yourself
buckdharma 38
I have the right to have an attorney present. If I give up that right, I get to run while you count 10 Mississippi...
Altar_fml 2
You need to watch the COPS TV Show much, much, much more often.
mahli08 6
Sounds like he may have heard It a few times. Don't worry about it. It will eventually become second nature to you
PincessBoff 6
So are you the hunk or are you the "real slim shady"?
krakhd 15
bonehead!!!!
spikekutter 9
I would ask him how many times he has been arrested..