Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, in court, I got a kid out of a prison sentence because I genuinely believed he was innocent. He and his mom were so happy, he even hugged me afterwards. It took me a minute to realise he'd pick-pocketed my keys and stole my car. FML
Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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Angel1000168 16
I find it hilarious that he knows it well enough to recite under pressure yet its your job to remember it and you mindblanked.
nadnerbz 6
21 jump street?
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Comments (130)
onorexveritas 24
Aw man, that's hilarious
stripeycrakers 7
The Miranda warning sounds like you are just trying to stop that chick, Miranda from math class, before she knocks over your desk like the hulk...the Miranda Rights are a legitimate constitutional requirement
SillyGirl4602 23
Both terms can be used.
jlarae12 10
I hope you're not in Indiana..
C0LDA55HONKY 1
I love how many people "know" their rights from fictional or bad television.
MorganBrown 8
I know my Miranda Rights because I took Criminal Justice lol but it's okay, people have their days.
buckdharma 38
When your wife Miranda said, '' try not to **** this one up,'' you ignored Miranda's warning.
straculius 9
You should know that they are Miranda Rights, not warnings.
sassy2085 16
Let me guess they transferred you to 21 jump street
siddin 6
and yet there is no factual evidence of Jurisdiction. a city/state is a type of corporation, look into the laws. now how can somebody be physically within a corporation when it is simply a fictitious idea?
mac825 3
Maranda warning? You're an idiot, not only could you not recite it, you dont know what it's called. They are the maranda rights. It's telling them their rights.. Not warning them of anything...