Today, I was chaperoning for my 8-year-old sister's class in school. The bus ride was an hour long, so several people didn't make it to the bathroom in time. Unfortunately, one of them was me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML
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Mightyrif 23
Leading by example I see.
mylonius 19
I guess that bus isn't the only thing that's yellow.
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Comments (58)
kitsuneluvuh 12
If you can't hold it for an hour, there might be something wrong with you
kirbo2 21
"I didn't have to go then!"
Whydoyouask 11
You're telling me some adults couldn't hold their pee for an hour?
Big_D_Real 12
What grown person can't hold it for one hour? Excluding those with medical problems. YDI, your momma always told you to go before you leave.
Nobinx 15
You can't hold it for only an hour?? And why not tell the driver when someone has to squat behind some bushes???
Dear_Karma 27
Only an hour? Seriously? I've gone on trips longer with smaller kids and they managed to no piss them selfs!
olillia 16
Do you just have zero muscles? You're presumably young if your sister is 8, and you still have issues peeing yourself after not even ONE hour??
kevinsagirl2323 8
You seriously couldn't hold it through an hour long bus ride? wtf?