Today, I was chaperoning for my 8-year-old sister's class in school. The bus ride was an hour long, so several people didn't make it to the bathroom in time. Unfortunately, one of them was me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML
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Mightyrif 23
Leading by example I see.
mylonius 19
I guess that bus isn't the only thing that's yellow.
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Comments (58)
sanyata 9
Surely if you're old enough to chaperone you're old enough to go a whole hour without peeing your pants. If you can't, I'd see a doctor about that.
Brandi_Faith 34
You didn't think to ask the bus driver to pull over? First I would've mentioned that I had to use the bathroom and so did some other children, so could they pull over at the next gas station or restaurant or whatever. And if there were no places with bathrooms to stop, I would've asked him to pull over and gone by a bush, next to a tree, etc. I'd much rather pee on the side of the road than pee my pants (especially on the bus and in front of everyone, knowing there was going to be a huge puddle in your seat and underneath it)!
maharb01 17
when I was 8 I don't remember having any issues holding it an hour. . .next generation losing bladder control?
wow2mylife 25
I don't remember anyone having trouble at 8 when I was
mooman36 15
Seriously, an hour? I take over an hour to get home from work and have had a couple of pints before I came home on more than one occasion. I have never come close to pissing myself.
Sandsh8rk 36
Diapers are a thing, you know.
PhoenixChick 26
If you can't go an hour without an accident, you might want to see a doctor. There are medical reasons for things like that that can be fixed. Also, I remember taking 4 hours trips on the bus as an 8 year old. Nobody pissed themselves. What are these kids drinking? Swimming pools?
Stuffaluffagus 25
You seriously can't hold it for an hour?
andrmac 25
Why didn't you pee before with the rest of the kids?
Mangascribbler 19
You couldn't hold it... For an hour? What, is your bladder the size of a walnut?
freddygasman 18
No, it's the size of a pee.
pandalover69 26
Seriously, an hour? It sounds like you and a bunch of kids should of peed before you left.
mh_2323 13
Should have