Today, I found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I got on Facebook to message my baby daddy, but was stopped in my tracks by his mugshot plastered all over my news feed for an alleged meth distribution investigation. He was already on parole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
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Top comments
Norja 33
This FML is so trashy, I only feel sorry for the unborn kid.
Leeono 26
Ok contraception is readily available almost everywhere. Calling him your baby daddy and not the father actually lowers everyone who reads it IQs do stop it!
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Comments (52)
Leeono 26
Ok contraception is readily available almost everywhere. Calling him your baby daddy and not the father actually lowers everyone who reads it IQs do stop it!
Norja 33
This FML is so trashy, I only feel sorry for the unborn kid.
EmDizzle2007 28
I LOVE your profile picture.
prncsjnlca 10
Stop doing criminals 🙄
Demon_of_Light 27
I think the whole FML here is that the OP didn't know he was a criminal until she got on Facebook.
tounces7 28
She knew he was on parole, so, I'd say she did.
Demon_of_Light 27
I might have read this wrong, but I understood it to mean that OP just found out that he was a criminal by checking Facebook. The sentence, "he was already on parole," explains how he was a free man when he hooked up with OP, but it doesn't mean she knew it at the time.
dexter420 21
Congradulations?
real life problems 26
The real fml here is for the unborn child.
tarabella 7
gosh how i wish you would have told your baby daddy on facebook, it would have been so funnee to see this shit on the next Why would you put that on the internet?
yourlifeisshit 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You deserve it for being stupid enough to sleep with a criminal, saying baby daddy is low class which we all know you are now, get an abortion we have enough scumbag welfare bludgers in this world already
interesting33 37
this comment is rude,. unhelpful and cruel. It is unnecessary. None of us know this person or their life. Or the life they might be able to provide for their child. I understand being concerned the mother will not be able to provide but that is based on my judgemental attitude. Your comment was unnecessarily harsh I think.
interesting33 37
aww thank you Nadine!
Sandra Sweeney 3
Your a scum bag. that is a human, not the babys fault that their idiot parents make wrong choices. prolife
Emma Lee Franklin 6
You're
Nadine 21
Interesting33, I'm just popping in to say your interjections always make me smile. (Get em!)
Chelsea Schattner 9
You deserve it. Grow up and learn how to use contraceptives, seriously it ain't that hard. Your actions are why young people have a bad reputation and I hope for that kids sake it's smarter then you.
RichardPencil 32
You and your child are going to get to live the Breaking Bad lifestyle. Some people have all the luck!!
PenguinPal3017 19
You've been hit by, you've been impregnated by, a smooth criminal.