Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML
Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I was in Barnes & Noble and some asshole was walking around with his phone on speaker to hear the baseball game. That asshole was my husband. FML
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
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texmas 0
Dumbass. Because it would have OTHERWISE been so acceptable.
PureGold 0
Wow, why would you yell out something like that? Next time, think before you blurt out whatever's in your head. While you may not consider yourself ugly, everyone who was sitting around you at the game now thinks you're an asshole. And soon everyone on FML will, too. Good job.
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hrsady19 0
#138: I'm a Red Sox fan, and I have never uttered "Yankees Suck". You can't deny 26 World Championships. You forget too that some of the greatest players ever have played on the Red Sox as well: Cy Young, Babe Ruth, Ted Williams, Joe Cronin, Carlton Fisk, Carl Yaztremski, Fred Lynn, and Jim Rice to name a few. But I also get harassed by my whole family in New York for being a Red Sox fan. I'm a fan of baseball first, then the Red Sox. And who is in 2nd place in the AL East, and who is in 3rd?? Who has won the first 5 games against the Yankees this year?? Who have won 2 out of the last 5 World Series, and who has won 0 of the last 8 World Series?? The Red Sox are a decent team, you probably don't even follow baseball, just wear Yankees gear because 50 Cent wears them.
CurdledMilk 0
That's kinda rude, what the hell possessed you to call someone ugly? That's what you get. No sympathy here.
vag_fml 0
you're a DOUCHE.
AoME_fml_fml 0
umm ok how is this an FML? u made that comment about him, he didnt make it about u
kathryn_anne0629 0
Yeah..yankees fans always tend to be loud, outspoken assholes. :]
linzhart333 8
wow...aren't you judgemental! who is the REAL asshole?
stlcards220 4
YDI just for being a ******* Yankees fan. Go Orioles!
kennedygirl 2
I'm gonna echo what everyone else has said - YDI for being a Yankee fan! They didn't NEED that new place anyway, the old one was perfectly all right.
asxp10 0
When I saw it was a yankees game, I clicked YDI. Yankee's suck. You also deserved the rest of it.
Scorponok 0
You're an asshole for liking the Yankees in the first place.