Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pretending to use the force to operate the elevator at my hotel, getting really into it. Someone was waiting to get on at my floor and saw me. Not to mention the staff now brings it up every time I'm around. Apparently they have cameras in their elevators. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my girlfriend's grandparents walked in on us getting intimate. She immediately ran to the bathroom, leaving me alone with them. They only speak Spanish, which is not my first language. We discussed the movie she and I were "watching", all while I was naked under the sheets. FML
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trixr4kids 0
sounds like some nice apartments what with a camera security system installed in every room. shit.
ForestFire0 1
I don't understand why every room needs a elevator cam. Is it some sort of fortress?
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Comments (127)
mrsbickhart 0
i'm calling BS on this one
scottyz1 0
The camera part is a load of crap. I bet she's just proud someone would actually kiss her, and wanted everyone to know.
rocket9 0
haha sucks for you
lostchick64 0
that doesn't make sense...why would everyone room have a camera connected to the elevators? that's called invasion of privacy; nice try tho.
Rellakan 0
O.o that should be illegal.
shawnarawwwrr 0
i love how everyones like OMG INTRUSION OF PRIVACY it is public property..
ThatsAli3 0
elevator making out... very sexy= )
swagmonkey 0
I'm not at all surprised there was a security camera in the elevator. However, usually they just route to a single security guard, or maybe a few in a larger complex, who would be watching for suspicious activity or danger. I can't think of any reason why every apartment in the complex would have access to the security feeds...
xymenah 0
lmao! wow...
olhosverdes 0
aww thanks for the heads up i will be careful in the elevators ;)