Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Maybe you should have sex with your pants off.
lalala2012 2
u only lasted 3 minutes?!? that's pathetic
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MAV223 0
Today, i contacted symantec online to help download an anti virus security system, so he logged into my computer to download the system himself. When i thought it was done i got onto my email and confirmed my order for the booty pop panties i just bought, thats when the symantec rep popped up and told me he was still on and needed to finish working on my pc. FML
smazzone 0
Um, Ive done that
MAV223 0
Oops i didnt mean to write that on ur fml sorry
hpfan123456 0
wow. nice job retard
lilsmartie 0
wait so u make guppies with clothes on ??? fyl !!
ebaylo 0
way to be champ
oxshortieexo 0
it's kinda funny cuz on the you deserve it , the first two numbers is 69 .
MaryPoppins88 14
bahahahaha!'
Jamdestroyer 0
bahahahahaha. and voicemails only last like 3 mins.... hahaha....I expected it to be something about cheating.
RHCPJLZ 0
YDI for wearing pants while having sex.