Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
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Top comments
wanijima 0
I do things like that sometimes, but joking about an awkward subject to try and make things less awkward? Uh... YDI, imo.
narcoticjunkie 0
hello, I'm a drug addict.
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Comments (106)
yourfaceninja 1
i don't think that's a good first impression of yourself.
turtles0706 0
ctoopid! ur friggin dumb!
quikwit1212 0
Says the person who isn't bothered by speaking terrible English and can't spell stupid.
orangesodaftw 0
And the dumbass of the year award for best awkward moment goes to....you Op! Congratulations!!!!
RhynoBruZ 0
just... no
Yeyo_23 0
why fyl? that just means ppl trust you
martincieslak1 0
hahaha 1 for number 14
blastvortex 4
Yeah? Do you mean that masquerading as something that you're not carries the potential to cause problems? That's an amazing revelation, OP!
KaitHud 0
Hmm. You said you "introduce" yourself as a sex addict, but then you said one of your "friends" said they are a **** addict. I smell bullshit. FYL for making shit up on FML.
intensitive 11
They clearly became friends after she introduced herself.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Or she was with some new people and some actual friends and upon her confession, they opened up as well
Anextase 0
OP could be with a friend and, also, people that he/she didn't know. Sometimes you don't know EVERYONE in a group. So you introduce yourselves. This was just the crappiest way ever.
bethan1 4
Better become a sex addict fast before he figures out you were lying!
xxrogerthatxx 19
lmfao I started crying when I read that shit. op is prolly not even attractive
gingersnapper 0
Heh, if you were hot, my response would've been 'Awesome. My place is just X minutes from here". YDI for not expecting people to take you up on it, you tease.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
if someone is actually a sex addict then they shouldn't "expect" people to try to have sex with them because of it. that's like saying if a person confesses to being a drug addict, they should expect to be offered heroin. or people who say they have an alcohol problem should expect to be offered liquor.
gingersnapper 0
You WOULDN'T offer a drug addict heroin? That's not very hospitable of you, kaleidoscope.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
never offer free drugs to a junkie, they forget that you did once their high is over and then bitch at you to try and get more!
Cherry12345 0
You deserve it, *****.