Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
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Top comments
wanijima 0
I do things like that sometimes, but joking about an awkward subject to try and make things less awkward? Uh... YDI, imo.
narcoticjunkie 0
hello, I'm a drug addict.
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Comments (106)
cthulhu1138 1
Might as well break the ice saying you're an alcoholic.
namhowell 6
Well this is the easiest YDI I've ever given. Why you got 500 people not to think ydi is amazing!
SoundTheAlarm 0
Haha this fml made me laugh. Nice going xD
FockinA 0
what's the problem? you like sex or not? just go with it and have fun.
LtHoward 0
You shouldn't have lied, YDI
suffer_for_beaut 0
hahaha
CharlotteRx 4
Honey, you fail at braking the ice!
saranottelling 7
That's a classic! When I meet new people I introduce myself as a drug addict all the time, it really lightens the mood! How is an addiction funny? Think before you speak.
benen 0
are u by any chance tiger woods????????????????????????????????????
mrnipples7311 13
there are sone things you don't joke about