Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was a bridesmaid at my best friend’s wedding. During the ceremony, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to stifle it, but when I sneezed, my bouquet flew out of my hands and into the groom’s face. It knocked his glasses off, and everyone was silent until the groom finally said, “Are you implying you oppose our marriage?” FML
Today, I sneezed without knowing I had a nosebleed. Despite turning my head, a fine blood spray shot out all over my fiancée’s white dress as we were standing at the altar. She refused to say “I do” because she was so mad. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
Today, I have to deliver a wedding speech. I also have a cold. That would be bad enough, but ever since I was a kid, if I cough or sneeze, I also fart. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
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Top comments
PureGold 0
Aww, soo many people are affected by that, but it sucks it had to happen on your wedding day x(. Did you have the wedding outside? Cause if you did that was really not good planning lol. But still, FYL. And congratulations on being married!! That's what really matters, right? :)
lifeisfuckedup 0
well, if he said "I do" then you know he is the one. :)
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Comments (132)
cwl727 33
Congratulations on getting married.
valouette_fml 11
aw bless, I feel you! Congrats on the marriage though, he probably didn't really care (he's a keeper!)
lildiva7620 18
I wouldn't have still been holding the damn flowers
fantasyworld 39
I would've ditched the flowers.
AmeliaPond21042 20
awe i bet you laugh at it now
ThatIslandKidd 13
Hey if he stayed, you know he's a keeper!
marchbunny 6
There are allergy pills available for sale at drug stores
kevinsagirl2323 8
so like you didn't know you had hay fever? you must have. why didn't you take something before hand? obviously you knew there's be flowers...you picked them out! ydi