Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML
Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML
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Top comments
laestrellita 0
Leave them NOTHING!
mattypants 0
that is so messed up...and someone YDI this... I feel for ya
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CXIsXForXCookie2 0
that shit is messed the fxck up. i hate people like that. anyone who YDI'd it is just as fxcked up. thats just wrong. Semper Fi.
buckeye91011 0
Remember this and when your mom/sister need money remind them of that.
bsmonster 0
sounds like it's time to redistribute that SGLI..
Kirth_fml 0
Leave them nothing, donate all to charity!
OPT911 0
Augh! That is just awful. Focus on your new life now. You have millions of people backing you up and grateful for what you're doing. Wishing you the best. If you must, then leave the insurance to veterans that might need it. :( I hope your family will some day change.
Freak_gamerz 0
#38 FTW
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
That's what u get for eavesdropping...
Avenging_Angel 0
Don't eavesdrop if you aren't prepared to hear absolutely anything... I learned this the hard way
RoyalBloodline 0
Give it all to somebody else and just leave them a dollar , then tell sombody to give them a note if you die saying " this much money should really shorten down your list of what to get " then they'll feel bad =D oh and .. That kinda sucks for you man .
daslasher 1
wow dats messed up