Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
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leztg 0
you are so greedy for my one year anniversary with my bf gave me my favorite stuff animals and favorite video game and movie I was so happy bc he remember the smallest things that made me, me. if u are going to be a greedy bitch about it and because u didn't get jewelry then that guy doesn't deserve u he deserves someone better than u so this is not an fml
usmc_baby 1
On my one year WEDDING anniversary, my husband was in Afghanistan fighting a war so that you could whine about getting twizzlers from your boyfriend. Maybe you should simply enjoy being with your boyfriend rather than complaining.
littlejew 0
agree with all of the above. you are an ungrateful little bitch, maybe you should grow the **** up and stop being such a ******* gold digger. appreciate what you have! I hope he leaves you for someone that does.
littlejew 0
agree with all of the above. you are an ungrateful little bitch, maybe you should grow the **** up and stop being such a ******* gold digger. appreciate what you have! I hope he leaves you for someone that does.
TeenieAmerica 9
Oh shut up. I hate that some girls expect guys to spend all their money on them. Grow up. Also, why on earth didn't you just TELL him what was wrong?
Aniblecoby 0
personally, I would rather my boyfriend listen to me and get a cheap gift that has sentimental value [like a candy that you told him you like] then him not really pay attention to me and get an expencive last minute gift that means nothing.
pavloviandoggy 4
You know what else is cheap, but is a hell of a lot more romantic than Twizzlers? A framed photo, a scrapbook, anything vaguely personal. It sounds like this gift took about six seconds of thought, and it's not personal unless there's some cute story about Twizzlers to go along with it. You shouldn't get a girl the same gift that your eight year old niece would like.
guitar0501 0
that's awsome, why are you mad about this?
gewoonwegranzig 0
Seriously, that's an awsome gift to get, it's something you will probably eat everyday so don't bitch! A lot of girls would like to switch their boyfriends for yours!!! x)
HuiYaMing 0
at least he remembered, ungrateful!