Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
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FML_1669 0
Okay well, I would like to point out its the thought that counts. I made the guy I like a little cake with my easy bake oven and it sucked nutts but you know what.. I admited it was sucky and was totally bagging on myself for it and he comes up to me and says "It does not matter, it is the thought that counts." and then he hugged me =]
tb15 0
This is only an FML if... a.She got him something much better b.She clearly told him that she wanted an expensive extravagant gift, and c. Your boyfriend has a good amount of money and can easily afford an expensive gift. a few years later the OP will probably write an fml somewhat like this "Today, my boyfriend proposed to me, the diamond wasn't bigger than my fist. He doesn't know why I'm so upset.FML."
atvrider99 9
twizzlers are awsome be happy
pineappleducki 4
if my boyfriend gave me a bucket of twizzlers or my favorite candy. I'd know he was paying attention to every detail of me. like remembering what I like... I'm sure he thought about it and didn't just stop by some grocery store and picked it up lay minute.
summercruz 0
you got Twizzlers so STFU. I got a shit ton of chocolate from my bf on my birthday and loved it- just like he knew I would.
lizamaphone 6
GUYS ARE YOU AWARE THAT A "TWIZZLER" IS SLANG FOR SOMETHING SECUAL???
spychipmunk 0
today, i gave my girlfriend a box of twizzlers for our one year anniversary. i expected her to be happy but shes ungrateful. im just going to pretend not to know wgat shes mad about to piss her off. FML
Edenbeam 19
Just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit ungrateful, aren't we? :|
movies12 0
Twizzlers are awesome. :D
kateland10 0
aww thats really sweet!! ur lucky you have a bf thats sweet! its the thought that counts right?!? i mean what are you expecting a 10 caret ring?!? i dnt think so