Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
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Comments (528)
kristophen 3
Tell your boyfriend we said he should brake up with you
oGsBABE1 5
Dramatic females smh
katieismyname 2
Why exactly are you upset? He gave you something you liked. Not something to get mad about
Emerald_86 0
FREE !! Bucket of twizzlers!!! and your mad?.. lady you crazy ...
damoki 8
Why are you do upset? It was a really nice gesture from him if he knew you liked them. It's not like he gave you a book of diet recipes
HarriPotter 1
If it was Redvines, you'd have a deal
paijus 0
This made my day. AVPM!
golfman717 0
You're a bitch...he tried
bossman57 2
Hey at least he is trying to get u something u like so what if its not big and expensive he got u something he thought u would like
lumosella11 5
Dude, if I had a boyfriend and he gave me twizzlers I would be ecstatic! TWIZZLERS RULE! Chill your pills and be happy he got you something.
paijus 0
That's amazing! I would be ecstatic! A whole freakin' bucket of twizlers!! Dude you should marry this guy. He obviously remembers things about you that most people wouldn't and that's extremely cute.