Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
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coolbeans14741 0
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coolbeans14741 0
Ahh sorry that was supposed to be to 406. Anyway, FHL. Candy hater.
eternallyme 0
you know what i got for my first anniversary? NOTHING. you know why? i told him not to GET me anything. why? because i'm not a selfish idiot! i think the twizzlers are cute =) and fyi, it's a one-year. if you love him so much you shouldn't need anything more than thoughtful candy. Oh, and i suppose you got him some AMAZING present?
myfriend_youfail 3
According to post #330, she got him a $400 DVD player. And apparently expected something of equal monetary value. What a selfish ****. It's called a gift for a reason: you give without any expectation of receiving something in return.
trag_fml 0
I also have no idea why you are upset. What did you get him? go cry into a tampon
sarcdude 3
I don't think she's gonna come back to our collective hatred of her on here and explain why she's upset :P
Trebie 6
But it's not THEIR anniversary! xD
SexyBitch919 0
I totally agree with 76
music1haley 0
haha that sucks.
OMGFYLHARD 0
materialistic bitch.