Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
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Comments (528)
ifreakinroksGF 0
Get over yourself
facilitator 0
thank you, I just got the idea for what to do when I want to make a new friend. who could resist a bucket of twizzlers
horridromance 7
I would kill for a whole bucket of Twizzlers!!!
alissa_roar 6
E'rybody hate on the selfish girl. Hah, wow, not one positive comment.. Fyl for being ungrateful.
RealityChecker 0
Simple treats actually are better than jewels. It's the small things in life that matter the most. Quit being a bitch, your boyfriend just tried to get you something you like.
awesomeloser14 0
dude id be happy!! of corse I'd rather have sour straws what do you expect its only been one year. ungrateful bitch
awesomeloser14 0
By the way. hook me up with him Id kill to have a boy friend like that he is a keeper. besides you don't deserve him :P
dennis96411 12
A bucket? Holy hell that's a lot!
stupidmonkey80 0
At least he remembered and actually gave you something!
sweblyshaun 2
You really should be happy this was thoughtful my aniver gifts are intentionly candy in to get back at my wife for marrying us on holloween but I still put thought into last year she walked out to find her car filled with her New fav sweets