Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
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Comments (528)
alex_vik 1
FYL (1689) YDI (4589) HAHAHAHAHA None of us know why you're so upset either. He got you a gift of something you like, why the **** are you complaining?
Harajuku_tits 0
be happy he actually remembered it you inconsiderate bitch
sosmart 0
I hope you two break up, I don't know how you're together in the first place. If I was with someone I loved for a year, whatever age I might be, I'd be so grateful for that. If that person that I loved remembered something that I liked on top of that, and bought it for me, then I would be even more grateful. You evidently have different ways of thinking and priorities, so this can't be a healthy relationship. If you were expecting something, you should have made that clear to him, but I suppose you have some candy to eat right now in your sorrow at least.
scateice 0
I really didn't get the FML until I read the comments o.o Well since I'm not a bitch, I'm not going to comment like all these people ^^^^ Just gonna say, gifts are not a requirement, they're just nice things to give people to show appreciation. See, he didn't HAVE to give you a gift at all, just like YOU don't have to give him a gift at all. So unless you got him something really special or expensive, my opionin is undecided.
beethoven_fml 0
wow I was gonna say like yanno agree with all the other posts about you being dumb for making a big ass deal out of 1yr anniversary and not liking the gift he gave you but damn everyone is so hateful on here
midnight_rain 0
Your lucky he remembered your anniversary at all! Stupid inconsiderate, materialistic bitch. You have absolutely no reason at all to be upset. This isnt an FML its a FHL for having such a stupid stuck up bitch as a girlfriend.
jw90 18
I wrote my girlfriend a poem framed it and hand delivered it to her. cost me 15 bucks. she thought it was sweet that I was romantic enuff to make my own gift for her. and guess what she gave me in return OP. ya uk what I'm talking bout. :O the moral of this fml. quit being ungrateful you rich snobby bitch.
that_guy321 2
i as well do not see what you are upset about. would you rather him spend a bunch of money on some cliche diamond ring, or get you something he knows you like?
roflcobra 4
I think the problem here is cultural. Most people on here have failed to notice that this young woman is from New Jersey. There are only two acceptable gifts for a woman from New Jersey: fake jewlery and implants. Trying to give her something else is like trying to give a Jehovah's witness a blood transfusion: not necessarily a bad idea objectively but extremely culturally insensitive. For those who are interested in learning more about this subject I recommend reading "the spirt catches you and then you fall down", followed by watching at least the first two seasons of the Sopranos. You'll learn a lot about cultural sensitivity in general and New Jersey in particular.
starvingxartist 0
WIN!!!!
jazzmancarron 11
if your expecting a diamond ring for a one year anniversary, your out of your ******* mind. guys cant read minds, and if by some miracle we do remember an anniversary, and actually get you a present, be grateful. because 99% of the time, we wouldnt set foot in a store with the intent of buying gifts.