Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our one year anniversary because "He knew I liked them." He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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giganticbrain 0
******* take them and be happy, asshole.
3P0N1N3 0
Why ARE you upset? He didn't forget. He even remembered an insignificant detail about you. Most people would find that cute.
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Houndourpup 0
So let me get this straight... Your BF got you a gift ( most guys don't ) and YOU like twisslers... Why FYL? I say YDI cuz your bf got you a gift that you said you liked and now you're upset.
vita_questa_roba 0
For our first anniversary my boyfriend took me to see Final Destination 3D and smuggled lunchables in. "Dinner and a Movie." Guys can be dumb sometimes, but the point is he actually remembered the ann and thought about you. He bought you something. I mean unless he's positively rolling in money you shouldn't expect anything more. Ha.
ihatestupidppl 0
...Did you enjoy yourself? Because that sounds super cute to me :) Plus, Lunchables kick ass. You have a keeper.
JeanJV7 0
at least he got you something!
iplayrugby18 11
You don't deserve s**t! You should appreciate that he listens to you and knows what you like. You know what I got for my anniversary? nothing materialistic but I did get to spend time with my wife and that's what matters.
definatelywierd 0
this counts as a rant.
DDay35 0
wow #146... you sure kicked her in the ass. And I agree completely with you. The cost shouldn't matter, Its the thought that counts. Be glad you 1. Have a boyfriend at all, 2. Have one who remebers your aniversery, 3. Pays attention to what you says, and 4. Goes out of his way to get you something you like
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
Wow, guys can be so retarded
MoonlitTearofJoy 0
Girls can be such bitches some times. And I'm a girl. I don't like girls as friends in my opinion either. I prefer guys who actually care more than this stupid ass bitch and you. Some of them don't deserve any ******* shit.
The_BluDevil 0
I'm sorry, GUYS can be retarded? so girls cant then is that it? I guess the fact he did something to make her happy makes him a retard then. in that case, all the men I've always looked at as good role models have been retards all along. thank you for fixing the errors of my ways. I hope you are picking up on the sarcasm cuz I'm laying it on pretty damn thick. The worst women in the world are those who think a man is only there to make them happy and shower them in appraisal. If you want to act like the better person then BE the better person, not the bum who thinks shes a queen. Also, I'm pretty sure the boyfriend is the one who should have posted this, not the whiny girlfriend
wopandproud 0
What's wrong with you?! You're a moron too! You girls are the girls who always complain about being single. Do ya understand WHY you're always single?!
gilly011 0
he got you twizzlers bitch! your favorite candy. you have been with this guy for 365 days... think about it, not long at all. im curious though, what did you get him?
xOpheliacx 0
Well, do you actually like twizzlers? I mean you quoted the "knew I liked them" part, so I'm thinking that he either thought you liked them and didn't.... or you suck at writing. I don't really like twizzlers, but if my bf got me a big jar of Snickers, I'd be happy about that.
NHKPururin 6
Isn't it enough that he remembered the date? Maybe he didn't have the money to buy you something expensive. And it's the thought that counts. He remembered something you liked and got you something. He didn't need to do something at all.
Psha 0
What the hell is your problem? I would be ecstatic if he got me Twizzlers! It's personal and it shows how much he cares about you. Plus, Twizzlers are awesome.
Crickets 0
At least he ******* remembered you ungrateful bitch. It's called a recession Not everyone can afford fancy things. Get over it you snob.