Today, I sat at work for eight hours daydreaming about the homemade four-cheese ravioli I would come home to after spending three hours making it from scratch the night before. When I finally got home and heated the ravioli, I dropped it all over my feet, giving me second degree burns. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML
Today, I reheated leftover pasta at work. I forgot to crack a vent on the container and it exploded in the microwave. Sauce coated the inside, so I spent my lunch break scrubbing while coworkers waited awkwardly to heat their food. The smell is still hanging in the office air. FML
Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML
Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML
Today, I got a burn on my foot from a Pot Noodle I didn't even want. FML
Today, I made dinner for myself after a long day full of annoying family drama. I had the pan sizzling away when I went to grab some herbs from the fridge. As I turned around, I tripped on the rug, sending the entire frying pan of food flying into the air. It landed directly in front of my never-endingly hungry dogs, so I watched as my ruined dinner disappeared. FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML
Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
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Top comments
AyeTee77 18
They don't want you to have ravioli.
swaglesshipster 23
Mr. Crab robot "Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli"
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Comments (68)
chicagossirish 7
I'm the arms of the angles
hoosiergirl94 31
You didn't cherish it enough
FrostyyFML 15
Ravioli, Ravioli, what's in the pocketoli? ~Filthy Frank
jbivens1992 17
Geez OP, sorry to hear that. Hopefully it didnt ALL spill out so you were able to enjoy some after tending to your burns. All in all this is one of the truer FMLs ive read. Thats just terrible.
annoyedperson 25
this is why you shouldn't cook when you're tired
FelicityWishes 32
Am I the only one who thought OP made only 4 ravioli?
Whatapuffchild 23
Some dreams weren't meant to come true
Tomryan279 10
If you wanted ravioli so bad after a stressful day. Why didn't you just go to an Italian restaurant or just buy some so all you had to do boil water and but the sauce on.
purple_duck88 6
Because it was already made, at home, and just needed to be heated. Did you even read the fml?
saraaa2552 15
It's worse when someone eats it
Kurliez408 32
oh man I'm sorry OP that sucks!