Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I was relaxing in the bath with oils and candles and a new book when my husband burst in with diarrhoea, filled the toilet, polluted the air, and knocked my new book into the bathwater. Then, while washing his hands, he asked if I wanted an oil covered shag. Romantic, right? FML
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missyj0 12
it was a mistake but I don't blame him for getting turned off.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
....the dead goldfish? The drugs? Oh, wait. That was a rhetorical question, wasn't it...
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Comments (100)
wowthatissad 9
Gross! That's a major turn off & really disgusting op
sweetmama88 6
I sure hope that really ruin your evening, mistakes do happen ! Next time please flush!
perdix 31
Sounds like a... Class? Anyone? Anyone? Class? Poor boyfriend. He thinks he bring seduced, but he's just the meat in a Dingleberry Soup.
WearingHats 14
Bueller?
rockurheart 9
LOL!
Justin0481 5
Should've used bath salts
NOOBSQUAD 0
Have you seen the Miami zombie attack victim? That shit ***** your mind up.
cadyt1234 11
I've heard of the attack.... Didn't see the victim... I use bath salts all the time in my baths and I've never hurt anyone because of it.... I just get mad when people interrupt the relaxation time! Tee hee :)
DanielleinDC 34
LMAO. I'm sorry, but this is just funny. Learn to flush and, better yet, put the lid down.
kimg0885 23
So between the hot water and poo you made one stinky sauna effect in your bathroom. No wonder your guy left. Febreeze it! Then video tape it and instant commercial op. see there is a bright side.
kmaeh 8
I think that was a bit rude of him, it's not as if she did it on purpose. She wanted to do something special and he should have just dealt with it, flush the toilet and forget about it.
Calyx_fml 22
He's not into that?
stej1985 3
not a big deal but ydi lol