Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
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Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I work at a doggy day care. Employees are not allowed to leave the dogs unsupervised for any reason. So while I was alone in a yard, my stomach decided that it would be the perfect time to empty itself. Because I didn’t want to lose my job, I puked in front of everyone. FML
Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
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kingh786 10
At least your teaching them to barf in toilets
CyberSeeker 20
did it all fit
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Comments (50)
coolbeans26 12
Why were u alone with 12 toddlers? What is ur ratio? That's three times more than ur allowed to be alone with here
sofiery 9
The ratio in our room for 1-2 year olds is 1:4!! how were you alone with so many?!
rabid_otaku 29
There should never only be one supervisor in charge of small children for this very reason.
jasonbmackey 5
That is actually illegal for there to be 12 kids to one adult so I call BS
moniqueminx89 5
OP is from Queensland, Australia. Our centres are strictly regulated so she is probably in one of the 3 to 4 age group rooms where the toddlers are toilet trained so the ratio is 1:12. The rooms below it are all 1:4. Nonetheless, they usually have a second childcare worker in there who was probably on a break.
more4me 27
Don't worry, OP. Toddlers are used to throwing up! Hopefully , they didn't join you and throw up with you ...
DarthKobu 7
I work at a childcare center..In California at least, the ratio for infants and toddlers (Birth -1 year) is 1:4. The ratio for ages 2-5 is 1:12.
xRiverSongx 17
How did a child fart that badly?
Dear_Karma 27
Why were you alone? What kind of day care let's one adult be alone with 12 kids?