Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
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Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to have sex with me because I have ass acne. The reason I have ass acne is from working out to lose weight. I was trying to lose weight because he wouldn't have sex with me because I was too fat. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
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Ducati45 0
ouch! i hate that, steal his shaving cream, use moisturiser and don't scratch :) What an idiot though...wait to **** block himself!
baby_gurl2405 0
haha stop shaving and let him see what happens then :P
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Comments (106)
CallMeHush 1
I suggest you don't shave anything for a while and see if he likes dating a wookie.
mamk 0
lame
remembermexx 0
OP.. Every girl i've ever know has gotten shave bumps..they're practically impossible to avoid. I use the special kind of Nair they make for bikini area..works with no bumps. If not, they also sell this no shave bump gel you can use instead of shaving cream. If none work..tell your boyfriend to quit being a ******* moron :]
whiskeyloverrrr 0
1. Stand in the shower for a few minutes in warm water to make the hair softer and easier to shave. 2. Use a new or newer razor. With a dull, old razor you are more likely to get bumps and cuts. 3. Use women's shaving cream that is made for sensitive skin. This will make hair removal easier. 4. Explain to your boyfriend the facts of life. Clearly he needs to be enlightened. Don't feel bad, I dated a guy in high school who asked me what a queef was. I awkwardly had to explain. At least he didn't ask me any stupid questions after that.
thatguy1103 0
Next time you shave give yourself the "Abe Linclon".. then maybe people will respect you
aback 5
Ask your boyfriend why he's got dick breath. If he protests, accuse him of lying.
Squander 3
Shaving your regions is overrated, whether you're male or female :P
dethmaul 0
It just depends on how clean and sharp everything is. Don't use dull blades or dirty water. Damn near everyone in my unit gets razor bumps in the middle east, but not at home.
guitar_dude 0
so just stop shaving to proov it to him lolololol
fuck_it_right 0
lier bitch got herpes hahaha
jessiixcore 0
Crotch acne. xD lmao.