Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
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Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to have sex with me because I have ass acne. The reason I have ass acne is from working out to lose weight. I was trying to lose weight because he wouldn't have sex with me because I was too fat. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
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Ducati45 0
ouch! i hate that, steal his shaving cream, use moisturiser and don't scratch :) What an idiot though...wait to **** block himself!
baby_gurl2405 0
haha stop shaving and let him see what happens then :P
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Comments (106)
blacklite69 0
So stop dating an idiot.
pumbapoo 0
uhhh... its called bikinizone. get some?
PinkDahlia 0
Your boyfriend is a douche. Be sure to shave in little strokes, not long ones. If not, wax that bugger.
seeimdee 0
bushes are kinky
staygold10 0
wow...sorry but go get waxed. problem solved.
Jason_Q 4
Yeah, if I was a girl I think I'd wax myself. It may hurt more, but it looks much better and lasts much longer and won't itch. :)
TeenieAmerica 9
Nope, it itches when it grows back. It actually isn't that painful though. Well, it is, but only for like two seconds and then it's done. Plus, you have to let the hair grow out between waxes or it won't work.
st0dad 0
Oh, jeez.... Firstly, I'd get that new Nair stuff that's supposed to end razor bumps... then I'd dump his ass.
Girlhomie1o1 16
Grab him, shave him down, and see how his "bodily acne" looks. heh heh >:D
kendramonet 5
shave down!
nomnom5559922 0
77- she meant you didn't grow up hairfree..