Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
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Pleonasm 36
So that's why they called it gross-ery shopping... Aisle admit that that is very childish and shelf-ish of your boyfriend. I guess he just wan't expecting for you to Blow things out of proportion. And by things I mean chunks.
Natasha14641 7
Clean up on aisle three!
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onorexveritas 24
why didn't you say something?
curlstar 6
Did you at least feel better afterwards?
KiddNYC1O 22
Did he know you weren't feeling well?
whY402Jay 12
Maybe that was necessary.
iamnikkinicole 3
If you puked that easily, you should've kept your butt home.
cartedor 18
Darn you managed to miss him totally? Should have puked on him some too
lil_frenchie 8
Hey, OP here to clarify some things. I’ll admit, my boyfriend is exactly like an over-excited puppy haha. I mean I wasn’t feeling too bad, I just had an upset stomach and I told him about it, he just didn’t think when he grabbed me. He hit me right in the diaphragm, which cut my wind. It was when I was trying to get my wind back that my stomach decided it wasn’t putting up with my shit any longer I guess. He felt so bad afterwards, and obviously it wasn’t intentional. My boyfriend’s far from being a dick or anything, and he was very careful with me afterwards. Poor little excited puppy. How could I be mad? :) And of course I didn’t throw up on any food! That would’ve been the worse. We were actually in the frozen foods sections so everything was covered by doors. And even then, nothing actually got on the doors, I just made a nice puddle on the floor. Thankfully I felt better afterwards. I mean, my stomach did. My pride was at an all-time-low. I love how I started a breasts conversation with this though.
Hamz1989 13
Better in then out as they say.
outoftown 27
Might want to pick up a pregnancy test next trip, OP. Early pregnancy can show by unexpected barfing in public places. Hope you feel better.
TheColdandRain 3
I'm from Quebec too. Where are you from?! : D