Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
So that's why they called it gross-ery shopping... Aisle admit that that is very childish and shelf-ish of your boyfriend. I guess he just wan't expecting for you to Blow things out of proportion. And by things I mean chunks.
Natasha14641 7
Clean up on aisle three!
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Comments (77)
hanacurse 11
What a dick
Imhere4fml 24
When is hugging your girlfriend a dick move?
rattusrattus 19
Well if he *knew* the OP wasn't feeling well...
mangoboy1 19
16 what a bitch
DanielleinDC 34
He probably didn't mean to exacerbate OP's condition. He was just being silly and didn't realize that grabbing his sick girlfriend around the stomach would cause her to puke in the middle of the grocery store. Even if she'd told him she wasn't feeling well, her boyfriend may have been a bit grumpy that she wasn't paying attention. Trust us guys, if we're not feeling well, save your antics for another time. Hope you're feeling better, OP.
Imhere4fml 24
You should have told him you weren't feeling well, OP.
Steve95401 49
I think he found that out - and so did everyone else in the store.
Pharmgrl03 9
Well did he at least hug you again to comfort you?
buckdharma 38
I hope this didn't start a chain store reaction.
finnrambo 13
beats the chain bus reaction!
charvisioku 22
Oh god he sounds like an overexcited puppy... I couldn't cope with that shit.
ks23 9
Better to vomit than to have diarrhea.
blankjack 6
I have a question! How fat are you, so that he can grab you by the stomach?!
Cian_1 28
I have a question: How stupid are you, to ask this question?
lil_frenchie 8
I have my own question! How fat’s your girlfriend - assuming you have one that is :)
blankjack 6
Its most logical :) how do u grab somebody by the stomach if he is not damn fat?!
buckdharma 38
Now he can add this to his list of antics. The" Old El Paso" refried beans clean up on aisle 6.
fdupagain 11
Also missing the fact that he was wearing her little black dress. O.o
Jai_Jai_Makena 5
My boyfriend hugged me really tight on the tilta whirl and I puked in my hands .. :/