Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
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HuskyButt 0
"I lied, just because I am lazy, but I couldn't even do it right." Oh yeah, obviously your life is terrible.
babygraprefruit 0
Mother of the year of the year award goes to... (drum roll) ...Not you, you lazy bitch.
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Comments (212)
darkmis1 18
YDI for being so lazy that you didn't want to drive 15 minutes to help your own daughter. **** your daughters life.
atomicmrpelly 2
yep fydl
little_otter 0
I'm guessing that many of the people in here who are harshly judging this woman either: 1. Have no children -or- 2. Have made much worse parenting decisions. In addition, those of you who, despite being "adults", have still not grasped such skills as spelling and punctiation-should be more worried about your stupidity being passed on to your children.
NoteMyGrin 0
I don't have children, no, but my mother is the kindest, most giving woman I know and I'm absolutely sure she would have made that drive for me and never would have manufactured such a stupid, blatant lie to get out of helping me. You should take a look at yourself before insulting another's spelling, Ms. "Punctiation."
little_otter 0
I'm sure that even your mom messed up from time to time. Tell me, how would you feel if she was being called a stupid, lazy, selfish bitch, or better yet, a *****-because she made a mistake? Or any of you, for that matter...how would you feel if someone was calling YOUR mother those names based on something so trivial?
xxmollyxx 25
Lazy bitch.
RatIsKing 0
this is an example of why stupid, lazy people shouldn't get laid
darkmis1 18
And for all the people saying the OPs daughter should've remembered her shoes, you seem to be over looking the fact that the OP was SO lazy, that she tried to lie to get out of it.
childofadelphia 0
Lol, nice one, genius.
NoteMyGrin 0
/: That was pretty mean of you, OP.
little_otter 0
I'm still waiting, people. How would you feel if your mom was being called a lazy, stupid, fat bitch and/or a ***** if she did this?
little_otter 0
THIS ^