Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, I went to a trampoline park and jumped into an adult-area foam pit that apparently used to be for children. I guess it never occurred to them to change the depth of it, as I now have a fractured ankle. FML
Today, on a whim, I decided to try parkour. I climbed a chain link fence and fell off, right onto my face. Then the owner of the property shouted at me. FML
Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
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cucuto89 0
you went out of your way to remove a safety device that you didn't even think was a hindrance to it at all. YDI 110%
ALittleBitCrazy 0
Fail!
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Comments (108)
hitherestranger 0
"SAFETY padding" seems like a give-away..
bethangrubb 0
YDI for having sex with puppies and stuff... serious though... ydi you dumb bitch.
cornsnake 0
ydi. why do you think its called "safety padding"?
patriots_fan12 0
Wowwwwww id say thats just rlly bad carma or ur just plan stupidd
ComaWhiteLove 18
This coming from the person that doesn't know how to spell Karma.
ScaryPants3 0
Hahahahahahahahahaha oh my gosh. There's no way you don't deserve it.
supagirl910 0
Total complete fail.
iFruit 0
This is a WTF you suck moment.
Einstein714 0
lifes a bitch, deal with it you dumb idiot
S1R 0
"I had to pay a few thousand dollars because my daughter broke her face falling off the trampoline. FML" Be happy Darwin is dead. Otherwise he would follow this site and track down all the idiots like you so he can "clean" the gene pool. Epic Fail.
ErinLJ 0
Why remove it If it's not doing anything