Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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sdfsadf3425 2
first and totally deserved. Idiot
trojan124 0
"trying to be cute"= automatic YDI. Also, winking is creepy.
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Comments (143)
wd40 0
YDI FOR BEING A *****
howard039 0
*sigh* women drivers........................
dbjb40 0
YDI YDI YDI You just straight up deserve it. I hope they take your car. And everyone else u here who are throwing out stereotypes about women just because one retarded one : Step out if the 19th century in into the 21st you sexist pigheaded assholes. Men are no longer the all powerful gender on earth so get over it. You men can be just as bad at driving if not worst. Its getting so ****** old. just leave it where it is. No one want to ****** here it no more.
stev_o2 0
Dont't ever drive and wink or wave at a cop. U fail!
Expertfail 0
YDI for being a retarded driver. I mean seriously... I wonder whose fault this was?
meaganliz 0
Don't wink and drive.
pinkpoproxx 0
I didn't know people winked in real life... I guess I learned something today.
JennKellie 0
This is the OP. Just adding in. The cop called me and asked me on a date. Winking worked guess i was cute. Had to give me a ticket. Insurance is covering it all. So FYL bitchess
Witchcraft_fml 5
Why **** our lives? By the way, you're ultimately paying for your ticket yourself, because your insurance rate will be increasing - all because you can't pay attention to the road while you drive. Hey, maybe he can pay for dinner with the money you're giving him for your ticket.
icertainlysuck 0
Mabey u can have a threesome with the guy you hit. You didn't remember about him did you? I thought so, you selfish blonde bitch
mcfarty 0
**** our lives for not having to drive a rental car or pay a high insurance rate. shame on us for having the dignity to go to bars and get dates. have fun getting sued x2. this is america. :]
jhommie9696 0
it stops being cute when the dumb takes over, chicks do some stupid shit, so do guys but at least we're creative and purposely destructive...