Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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sdfsadf3425 2
first and totally deserved. Idiot
trojan124 0
"trying to be cute"= automatic YDI. Also, winking is creepy.
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Comments (143)
ladiesman14 0
i heard that good looking police officers are usually GAY and you know what they do at night. remember what those gay cops did with a plunger to that guy in new york. even the gay ones are brutal. your gonna get it up the tailpipe either way if the cops stop you.
veliki 0
bahahahaha...love the cop
failur_hatur 0
wow you fail how long does it take to wink at a cop then look forward? YDI
HyperExecuter 0
u fag udi
terriibabiiix23 0
next time, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD !
caomei 0
hahahahahahahahaha what a good first impression huh lmao
RebeccaWvvv 0
ALL cops are assholes, that's completely your fault for not realizing that.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Not all cops are assholes, I've known some very nice ones who risk their lives every day. OP is just a dumbass who shouldn't have a driver's license. Really, trying to impress a cop while driving but not watching the road? I'd try to impress a cop by paying attention to the road and being a good driver.
Jakojan 4
If I've ever learned something on FML, it's that if you see the word cute or impress that is not being used to describe another person, automatically hit YDI.
drewrox 0
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Ranimal 12
Way to go, you lose.