Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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Top comments
sdfsadf3425 2
first and totally deserved. Idiot
trojan124 0
"trying to be cute"= automatic YDI. Also, winking is creepy.
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Comments (143)
xCrackerx 3
When will you people learn that trying to be cute will always result in a story for FML?
EMR_fml 0
So after the cop gave you the ticket was he at least nice enough to rear end you too?
invertigo 0
why do all women suck at driving
Gavik 0
This FML is exactly why women's rights is a joke.
gonzolove 0
Another one giving us woman drivers a bad name...
Velocity23 0
you still got ****** by the dick of justice.
waterynuggets 0
Next time try eating a burrito to look cute, you dumbass.
Egotistical 0
obviously he didn't think you were cute enough to let you go without a ticket. But why are you trying to be cute? WTF? You shouldn't have to try. Ydi for being ugly and not paying attention to the road and putting others lives in danger.
jewelzgalore 0
SO ******* funny! you had it coming.
XxHU4LxX 0
Too bad you didn't die in the accident, 'cuz you're a ******* idiot.