Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of Hershey's Kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
Today, I came home to find the dog had learned how to open our stair-gate and kitchen door, devoured the entire fruitcake I'd made for a special occasion, and then vomited said fruitcake all over the fabric sofa. FML
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
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a_lackof_color 0
dude, you are sooo lucky the dog is alive
DGross 8
...and the wait begins... Good thing she knew how to induce vomiting from all those years as a show dog...
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dandyleon 0
The rule is one ounce per pound for chocolate poisoning, at least for milk chocolate. Even baker's chocolate is generally one ounce per 9 pounds. But having worked at a vet clinic, I am surprised the vet didn't do anything. And actually, the vet does more than give the dog a shot to make it throw up, at least they do at the clinic I worked at. They also give it a charcoal substrate to filter the toxins out. It does throw the substrate up, but it's more than just vomiting. @Sika: Not just small dogs can die from that. We saw a retriever come from the emergency clinic who had almost died after eating 80 ounces of milk and dark chocolate. She could barely walk even the next day.
FockinA 0
OP: well sure your vet said that, she want's to know if you're stupid enough to actually call her. i bet she can sell you sugarpills for your dog for 100$ a pop. good luck in life. oh and call us if they come out the other end ok ?
hometop 0
YDI for buying hersheys... have you no tastebuds?!
ChinnuWoW 0
who gives a ******* shit!!?? no one cares abt your ******* dog
zebrapattern 6
okay? what did you expect her to say?
TyffaniHope 4
I'm surprised the dog didn't die
mychayl 5
I've been there and it's not good
theprincess79 2
Why would u leave chocolate where your dog could get it? U r sooo damn lucky that your dog is still alive. Next time put the chocolate where your dog can't get it or you will most likely have a dead dog.
MrThumbsItUpMan 8
I'm pretty sure chocolate is bad for dogs and its possible you can kill pet animals that way so you deserve it big time!
alexisxoxoxo 3
Thankfully it was Hershey's so it wasn't as bad as other chocolate bc milk chocolate.