Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well they say a sneeze is 1/8 of an ******; at least you're having fun.
Pleonasm 36
I hope they weren't laughing too hard achou! I know this isn't sneezy for you but hang in there, the cold will go away soon. You know what they say: Starve a fever, pee a cold.
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Comments (72)
kirdypie 14
I know those feels. It's ok I gave myself concussion once because I sneezed and hit my head on the wall in the shower. Hope you get better soon OP
goose12321 11
Hahaha
olpally 33
Sounds like urine trouble, op.
Chanti_fml 26
"It's that most wonderful time of the year!"
mattrd_fml 31
Depends: Because you've got a lot of sneezing to do!
DJR_fml 2
Well, you're doing better than my friends dad. Last year he sneezed and ended up ******** himself. lmao
lidget 5
Kegels, kegels, kegels! I'm telling you, they're a life saver!
livinginabook 24
You mean your ex-boyfriend?
livinginabook 24
You mean your ex-boyfriend?
FMMFL1992 3
Not this time Noor.
Grauncho 27
I'm noticing a disturbing trend with the girls of FML peeing themselves for any reason. Is there an epidemic of weak bladder spreading through the female population?
slimjim8094 12
In general, females tend to have a harder time with urinary continence than males. The reason is anatomical but to be honest I'm not sure what in particular makes it more difficult. Kegel exercises make it better though, so it has to do with the pelvic floor musculature.
CharresBarkrey 16
61 - A lot of it in females is due to childbirth.