Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
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Top comments
hannaaaahr 33
Why wouldn't he just call his mom in the first place? And why would he rather have his mom help him than his fiance? Anyway, good luck OP!
Faff 20
maybe it wasn't something really bad. I once got arrested for drawing a cow on a bathroom wall.
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Comments (51)
anne1_fml 13
He might have called her not only to let her know he couldn't pick her up, but her number might be the only one he has memorized. Just sayin.
anythingmustbe 18
Wow what did he get arrested for? Your going to be marrying this man you would want someone that runs like clockwork not who is getting arrested. Hopefully it was nothing to serious and maybe you can work it out.
White_like_dat 3
Don't leave him in there too long. He might become someone else's fiancé.
xmaximusx 12
Please procreate with this gentleman as the world needs to waste more oxygen
Smartdumbblonde 27
Why couldn't he call his mom himself or just talk to you about it?
starw0lf 31
Well, at least he's not asking you for bail money yet!
closeknitfamily 8
Advice from a former prison wife....don't marry a man with ongoing legal issues or substance abuse problems, you're in for a huge amount of suffering. Sometimes you have to take love out of the equation.
xx000o 27
This could be a harbinger for the future, I would call his mom and tell her it's over. If he wants OP to call mom instead of calling her directly, there are many hidden issues that OP is best avoiding.
Padreschargers7 14
Or maybe his Mom doesnt pick up the phone most of the time and he only gets 1 phone call.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Frigging momma's boy
wvcheesehead1 9
You picked a winner there... show your commitment to the relationship by going his bail yourself.