Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Today, upon applying for a new job to leave my old crappy job I was informed by my new potential employer that he was unable to hire me because he is friends with my current boss. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
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Top comments
nananabatmannnn 0
You cant compete with a bromance. Don't even try.
hey_its_kristi 0
Networking works out for some people I guess.
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hey_its_kristi 0
Networking works out for some people I guess.
IIFoxII 0
family comes first.. :)
extrovertical 0
Bros before average joes!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
damn illuminati brotherhood. they took yer job!!
FarSide 23
Fortunately for you, McDonald's has other locations.
The_Weirdo 10
Come on! Help a brotha out!
juicedboi 7
Can't blame him. Well you can, but if I could set my mate up with a job over some random guy, I wouldn't even hesitate. Called being a good friend. But if I was in your shoes, they probably wouldn't fit, what size are you?
brightnite 0
should have gone greek
mintcar 10
Wow, FYL. Goes to show you, life isn't fair. :(
djcoco5 0
it's not what you know, it's who you know.
catrav77 0
maybe the other guy's just a better worker and their connection has nothing to do with it...
unhappybitch 8
Nice sarcasm...... ;)
Calyx_fml 22
He deserves it more than you. He shouldn't have had to **** that sheep for nothing.
bengermin 5
A.E.K.D.B.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Adelphoi et kardia du bois brotherhood of the heart
KelStr 0
Moron, if you only knew what frat life entails. figure it out.
Keyman1212 14
If only you knew what "fraternity" life entails. You wouldn't call your country a **** would you? Don't do the same to fraternity.
Bizenghastly 0
write a book exposing them , sell it and make MILLIONS!!! ^_^ then gloat
zach456 0
ya unless no one wants to read a book like that, and decides to stop reading after the first page bc most people just don't care, good idea tho
ZoZo17_fml 0
what an ass
SincerelyPsych 0
that's just how it works sometimes I would hope a women in my sorority would do that for me as I would for them some people really need to look at the benefits of joining such societies
a_nutritionist 10
with english skills like that nepotism is really your only chance...
a_nutritionist 10
*i am aware of the irony there, given my grammar. there is however a difference between deliberate shorthand and not knowing what the hell youre doing.
pman590 8
you'd be better off somewhere else where the CEO doesn't shirk his responsibilities!
ciarafox9 9
hey man,, fraternity brothers are for life bro!
Keyman1212 14
Go ******* eat a bag of dicks. First off, it's a "fraternity" not a "frat" and me nor my brothers say "bro," ever. Fraternity men tend to be the political and economical leaders of this country. Get over it.
hidrox94 5
Well, life isn't fair all the time...maybe Mr. Frat Boy will turn out to be a sucky worker and you can get back the job that I'm sure you deserve! :)
amandajlucas2015 2
Actually depending on the college and I'm guessing mr. Frat boy went to a good one since his friend is CEO of a company frat guys have to have high grades to stay in the fraternity.. I'm not sure all schools are like that but mine is so just because he was in a fraternity doesn't mean he is stupid or a bad worker it actually prolly means the exact opposite
nananabatmannnn 0
You cant compete with a bromance. Don't even try.