Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
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Top comments
NotoriousMandog 0
I know he probably meant it in a bad way, but I've known a lot of really attractive girls who look better clothed, not to say they weren't attractive naked. Sometimes you focus more on their very beautiful face and they're clothes bring out the colors in they're hair and/or eyes. Even if he meant it in that way it's still a dick move to say.
Flora_fml 6
^ that is entirely cruel & uncalled for. Though at the same time, posting such a FML kinda opens one up for ridicule. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (30)
markstina 0
u shoulda punched him in the dick!
varkey 7
uh most people look better with their clothes on
freaksilly 0
that happend to me in gym class on swim day when I was in highschool. I looked good...the guy was just a jerk. So is the guy that told you that.
deerescu 1
what an idiot. .( I'm sorry
keys1 0
ouch!!! what a dick
apocalyptic_1125 0
Some girls do, it's true.
Liquatic 1
And how long are you going to stay with someone who treats you like that? Lemme guess...he has a six pack and looks good around you in public? Otherwise you would have easily dropped him already for the next shallow guy.
koza 8
There's no relationship there?
anonymous100000 17
ydi
lucasj23 11
I hope you dont have sex with him again. hes a dick.