Today, I closed my eyes while my boyfriend was fingering me, and I felt a cold liquid inside me. I opened my eyes, and he was pouring yogurt into me. He said “I wanted to try something new.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
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Top comments
lovelyhippos 15
Where did he get the yogurt from? Did you not notice him stop to go get yogurt?
Steve Knight 13
Gives a new meaning to yoplait.
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Comments (16)
lovelyhippos 15
Where did he get the yogurt from? Did you not notice him stop to go get yogurt?
Kraths 16
Maybe he was just skipping to the creampie.
ahabsfan 17
Is he Greek? They have very tasty yogurt.
zhawk316 5
No they don’t
fjvitt 14
It will balance the pH...
RichardPencil 32
It's better than "I was hoping for something live and active down there."
Chelsea Grice 5
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Steve Knight 13
Gives a new meaning to yoplait.
J15237 25
Wow. What the **** was your man thinking. Maybe he was going to eat it out of you or something?
Pycnogonida 16
This idiot has no concept of consent *or* yeast infections. Methinks OP can do better.
AnaBae 5
Yogurt helps yeast infections go away
purplepixie23 16
Poured yogurt? Have ya’ll ever tried to ‘pour’ yogurt? And was she doing a headstand?