Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
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Top comments
phuketboy 19
Well congratulations! At least you passed your test :)
devildog562 33
Just make sure to have your license on you at all times and it's all gravy baby. Besides having a baby face will come in handy later in life.
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rieebee 23
When I lived in the UK, I got ID'd when trying to buy a lottery ticket. You have to be 16 to buy one, I was 24.
Steffi 26
Many shops just ID everyone because it's their store policy to. I know pensioners who have been ID'd.
Jenaxis 2
I get weird looks too. I'm 4'11'' XD
dennado 14
I'm 4'7 lol I get it all the time when I drive
PSYqualiac 17
I'm 6'2"... either of you want to trade heights?
ekim300 26
I was about to say this sounded like an FML on its own. It's not so bad. Looking young has its benefits too.
mct_1087 27
Two solutions: 1. Hormonal Shots 2. Plastic Surgery Hopefully, this way, you never run into issues like this again.
Eyalsh 32
i think having his license or ID on him would be a more adequate solution.
Compgeek1996 5
Do Canadian police not have computers? Could the cop not just run the license number through the system and confirm that it was legitimate?
Brandi_Faith 34
Yes, our cops have computers in their car too, although there's a possibility the car was registered to his dad and op isn't listed on anything. However, as someone else has mentioned, the cop should've been able to tell fairly quickly that the ID was real, so it doesn't make sense that it took that long. On the other side, cops always leave you sitting in the car forever waiting for a ticket or anything else, who knows what they're really doing in there!
ghetto_child 19
enjoy it while you can :)
momac86 17
You'll love it when you're older
Martnikk 15
Just grow a beard
ThatDamHuntress 20
I'm assuming OP is a girl so...
igive 29
Some guys can't grow beards until well in their 20's... my husband being one of them.
Zarcissa 34
Many people assume I'm 15-16, in reality I'm already 23. I hope I'll look young even when I'm older so I can feel good about it...
cheeeksss 29
#2. I know how you feel! I work in a bank and this man came up to me and said flat out "you don't look old enough to work here." ;___;