Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
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Top comments
phuketboy 19
Well congratulations! At least you passed your test :)
devildog562 33
Just make sure to have your license on you at all times and it's all gravy baby. Besides having a baby face will come in handy later in life.
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amandaw9009 15
I'm 24, with noticeable tattoos and I still get asked if I want a kids menu.
False_Stupidity 42
Sometimes I think the kids menu is better than the adults menu, so that could work in your favor sometimes :)
granty619 8
If your a man op try growing a beard
lifeof_toad 19
I feel your pain. It's my second year of college & I've been told I look like a freshman in high school.
Alex6986 10
I wanna see the follow up.
Teyros 24
It's ok Op you'll just look younger when you're older. People will be jealous one day!
Saraishi 25
Welcome to the club! No one believes i'm 23 ;__; Maybe it'll be a good thing 20 years from now.....
Vitotaylor36 13
I, on the other hand, can walk into just about any bar, order a drink, and never get carded. I think it's hilarious.
TheGatekeeper43 8
**** that cop!
jeepers_1 21
I also have baby face. I find learning how to apply makeup well helps, as well as a fringe.
AkumaUchiha 19
i feel like my friend mason would have the same problem